I don’t respect Bill Gates for being the richest person alive as much as I respect him for not using all that money to be a huge douchebag. / cr
Have t-shirts made completely out of the t-shirt tags
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Why is it when black people say “equal rights” white people hear “race war”
Because they’d rather go to war than be equal to blacks.
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Shorten the rake handle to get the perfect back scratcher
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you know what is so wild….friends who go on vacation together and im not talking about to another state or something i mean to like different countries and islands…like my mom wont even let me go hang out at someones house 5 minutes away what an au
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woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain
man: oh that's so sweet, i--
woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.
